elvendork:

NEW BUSINESS CARDS CAME IN THE MAIL!!!

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:

I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course

I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:

I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:

I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

reading a fanfic where all my fave characters smoke a LOT of weed which just makes ME want to smoke weed and maybe do a line of coke

mostly just lie in bed with someone and smoke though

there are so many drugs in this fic omg and it is so wonderfully written but boy whatta bad influence

UGH

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ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

mudwerks:

James Sant “A Thorn Amidst the Roses” 1887 (by Art & Vintage)

risarodil:


In case you missed it, the TFiOS audiobook is now back in a brand new third edition! Thank you DFTBA for trusting me to design the TFiOS buttons (and stickers)! <3

risarodil:


In case you missed it, the TFiOS audiobook is now back in a brand new third edition! Thank you DFTBA for trusting me to design the TFiOS buttons (and stickers)! <3

lizinprogress:

YAAAAASSSSS.

This little girl was alone in the world
Until she found a way to get a fix for free
Oh pretty please
It breaks my heart to see another tragedy
She finally got her picture on TV

damnthatswhack:

That last kid gives me hope

tobiasxva:

I love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs.

This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie.

bemusedlybespectacled:

myfricklefrackleromance:

x

cue the bllions of fanboy tears

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